Wednesday, September 9, 2009

SMS Quotes Part 6

I. "don't tell everyone about your troubles...

half of them don't care, and the other half are glad
it happened to you..."

II. Why do boys eat chocolate right after breaking up?

because the sweetness of the chocolate makes them forget the bitterness of breaking up..

Why do girls drink beer after breaking up?

because the bitterness of the beer makes them forget the sweetness of the boys..

III. Nurses definition of luv:- Luv is a disease of man's anatomy, communicable w/ no etiology, once frustrated result to allergy.--
congenital symptoms reveal anorexia, this lack of appetite may lead to insomnia, if you won't be careful may lead to coma--
in its malignanncy, love will lead to no treatment, nor can we discover any medication but in love's addiction, a kiss is an emollient and a tranquilizer to heal disappointments...

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