Friday, August 21, 2009

SMS Quotes part 3

I. Titser: who can give example of a tag question?

Pupil: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

Titser: Very good! Itagalog mo nga!

Pupil: Si mam maganda, hindi naman di ba?

II. If you want to fight pimples,
wrinkles and other 7 signs of skin aging...

try...


ADOBE PHOTOSHOP
it works! it really works!
Hahaha

III. Ang tawag sa nagagawa ng tubo, tubero...

kumukuha ng basura, basurero...

ang mahilig sa gimik, gimikero...

mahilig sa babae,,, babaero...

Eh, anong tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto?...





TAMBAY friend,
TAMBAY!
Wag kang mag-imbento jan!

IV. Quotes from the World's GREATEST WARRIORS:


"Veni! Vedi! Veci!- Julius Caesar

"I shall return!" - Douglas McArthur

"You give me Peace in the Lifetime of War" -Achilles

"Float like a Butterfly and Sting like a Bee!" -Muhammad Ali

"I min,.. i wel fight iniwan, iniwer, initaym! U know... "- Manny Pacquiao

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